“So, with Elena, she put gum in my hair on purpose while I was sleeping, and the next morning I was, like,… — John Green Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.' 'You had sex then?' 'No we crocheted a… — Ashley Jeffery Copy Share Image
The real story of Netflix is complicated: an epic tale full of struggle, disappointment, drama, humor, and achievement. — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
'Ralph's Party' was a romantic comedy, and at the end of it, the two main characters, Ralph and Jen, kiss for the… — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.” — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
“Now, there is a tendency at a point like this to look over one’s shoulder at the cover artist and start going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, wayward, devious magic—which was what all… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“I hate being a teenager." "Why?" "Hormones." With a sad half smile, he left.” — Jodi Meadows Copy Share Image
“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Listen up, Mount High-Hair," Gustav barked. "Say what you want about me, but lay off the rest of the team. I've been… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
There's always a light at the end of a tunnel. Just pray it isn't a train! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sadly, the natural world is not short of people who believe that rattling off Latin names incessantly makes them appear clever, whereas… — Tristan Gooley Copy Share Image
Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“I doubt if she’s ever used a broom in her life,” he said sarcastically. “Except to ride on, of course.” — Doreen Owens Malek Copy Share Image
His eyes. His humor. His creativity. His hair. His personality. His music. His laugh. His smile. His style. His love. His intelligence.… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
He had had much experience of physicians, and said, the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I`ve had a very difficult life. Fortunately, most of it didn`t happen.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan.” — Timmothy Radman Copy Share Image
“He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this; it's how I got stuck with Aiden!! Meryn yelled” — Alanea Alder Copy Share Image
I was really shy growing up. I had braces, headgear, and no boobs - still don't. So, the boys weren't interested in… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
“I'm here to tell you, there ain't much forgiveness in that old-time religion. That particular savior was a mean son of a… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
“Mom: ''You could have neon green hair, and it wouldn't take away how beautiful you are,'' she said Clara: ''You're my mother.… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters). — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” “What does it look like? I’m getting down on my knees.” His head butted against her stomach. Her… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
“Maybe love is something we’re meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person… — Jen Glantz Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t take it. Not now. I could be Barrack Obama and my mother would persist in treating me like a baby… — S. A. David Copy Share Image
