Humor Quote by Cynthia Hand

“Why is your hair green?” “It’s a fashion statement.” “It’s hideous. And even if it weren’t . . . tinted . . . or…

— Karen Chance

“It's like a natural law that my mother can never look anything less than obscenely beautiful. Even though she was wearing jeans and a…

— Rachel Hawkins

“Yes, Mom, I know that I'll never find anybody who loves me with blue hair. That's why I dyed it pink.”

— Lila Felix

“Tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair”

— Ed Sheeran

“Say that to my mother. She stays up at night wondering about who will marry me with this skin colour.”

— Chetan Bhagat

My mom would always say, 'Hair is a woman's beauty.' I cut my hair all off. I was completely bald, and that was, like,…

— Yvonne Orji

“I suggest that it never helps anyone to tell a mother that her baby is ugly.”

— William H. Patterson Jr

“# # My pregnant wife came home with her previously long hair that I loved chopped off and replaced with a short, mommish haircut.…

— Mark Driscoll

“That means you're my kid," I explained, "and I'm your mother, and nobody can say it isn't so.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“How do you and your mother manage to get your hair exactly the same shade? It's uncanny." "I'll have you know, I'm a natural…

— Kara Lennox

“I asked Granny one time if she thought green might be God's favorite color since he'd made so many shades of it.”

— Sheila Kay Adams

My mother carried me for 10 months. I asked her 'Mother, you had an extra month, why you didn't make me a beautiful face?'…

— Mstislav Rostropovich