After the comedy boom of the '80s, there was a certain formula that comedians had to do and could do in order… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
“My poor Eunice looked so tired when she huffed off the bus with her many bags that I nearly tackled her in… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Laughter... is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“You know, bullying," her mother began. "I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied,… — Dianne F. Gray Copy Share Image
“Es gibt keinen Gott und Dirac ist sein Prophet. ( There is no God and Dirac is his Prophet .) { A… — Wolfgang Pauli Copy Share Image
“Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“Well, let's see. Guardians spend all their time watching out for others, risking their lives, and wearing bad shoes. Me? I have… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is doing well right now because there's so many avenues to be seen. Whether it's through the Internet… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Being attractive is so much more than just being pretty; it is about the whole package, replete with energy, kindness, humor, brains,… — Monica Parker Copy Share Image
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Um . . . guys? If I, say, noticed a crack in a wall in a tunnel and a cold, creepy draft… — Mark Del Franco Copy Share Image
I don't think because a story has humor in it means it's brief. For some reason, people think anything that's 30 minutes… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side ways at Will; both boys were sitting… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Uh oh, maybe I’m hysterical. No, the look on his face had been so funny. Did he really think to kiss me… — Tamara Hoffa Copy Share Image
I love the opportunity to use my full range, and so playing in the comedy 'Black-ish' gives me the opportunity to show… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
In good comedy, the structure comes from truth and that weird eye that looks at the way life is. — Ciaran Hinds Copy Share Image
once you laugh at you own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breaks down walls. It opens up people. If you're good,… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
“Lydia had been fantasizing about him to the point she nearly drove him insane with it. It had taken four days for… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you… — Dana Reinhardt Copy Share Image
“That's the way you have to be with boys," said Betsy. "Beam about their old football when you're dying to know whether… — Maud Hart Lovelace Copy Share Image
“He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I… — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe. — Sri Aurobindo Copy Share Image
“The indignation school of writers never tires of pointing out the millions that are stolen in the Street. But while the millions… — Fred Schwed Jr Copy Share Image
I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I think it's the same as comedy. They're just highly entertaining. They take you on a ride. They tap into your base… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
The one factor that determines how people get along best is a shared sense of humor. — Ron Mael Copy Share Image
“He made the country down in Illinois, and He made the Missouri", the little girl continued. "I guess somebody else made the… — Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom.” — James Aquilone Copy Share Image
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