“...She says with that misty far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis.” — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
“William: My brother has an appreciation of art, so I imagine the woman he chooses must be beautiful beyond the pale. Once… — Donna MacMeans Copy Share Image
“We Three Kings of Leicester Square, Selling ladies’ underwear, So fantastic, no elastic, Only tuppence a pair.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
Too often, these comedy guys now only care about getting on and then getting off and getting rich. — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
“I wasn't thinking all of them—just Zed and Victor. Zed as the seventh son has a touch of most of our skills… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
You get used to such micro-aggressions, those sneaky remarks. Especially in comedy: when the mood is meant to be light you can… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
“Come on, she’s gorgeous. Guys in Richmond would be drooling right now.” Joe’s brows shot up, and he turned as if expecting… — Terri Osburn Copy Share Image
“What kind of knife is this?” Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chains’ inspection. “It’s all wrong. You couldn’t kill… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
There is wisdom in turning as often as possible from the familiar to the unfamiliar: it keeps the mind nimble, it kills… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "............................... .......fucking minecraft” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
“The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
[In relationships with a directors] I want to be able to give and take, and I can't name what it is: respect,… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Comedy prepared me for drama. There are a couple techniques you can think of. One of my acting teachers said that comedy… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Shake It Up is a buddy comedy based around dance. It's about two best friends Rocky and CeCe who live out their… — Zendaya Copy Share Image
I smell something burning. Oh...wait....nevermind, It's just my brain cells frying. — Raea Copy Share Image
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“Did you know they call the tower the "Iron Lady"? Hmm. Isn't that Margaret Thatched called that, too? Frankly, they don't look… — Sheron Long Copy Share Image
“By the time I finally caught up with what the hell they were talking about, I realized I really didn't give a… — Kayce Lassiter Copy Share Image
“How good one feels when one is full -- how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who have tried it,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I don't know. I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners. 'The Sunshine… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated by bees! ” — Anne Raver Copy Share Image
“Perfect,” he groaned. “You are perfect.” He sank his teeth into her ass, hard, drawing blood. “And now you wear my mark,”… — Hanna Lui Copy Share Image
The edge of inappropriate is the spiritual home of the best stand-up comedy. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I am attracted to truths that are uncomfortable. I like funny bummers. — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
“a radiant and infectious, almost childlike gaiety which was always bubbling over into delighted and delightful laughter.” — George Sayer Copy Share Image
“I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.” — Rebekah Crane Copy Share Image
People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Cara, in the lead, came to a halt beside them, looking from one to the other. "Still with the clothes, Lord Rahl?” — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
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