Cannibal Quote by Nicholas Sparks

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

— Tommy Cooper

“Who would I kill?” I asked, sitting up from him, wiping my face. “Who?” “Yeah, I mean, is it random, or do you choose…

— A.M. Hudson

Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had one of…

— Andrew Denton

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted…

— Mike Birbiglia

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

— Seth Rogen

“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

— Susan Sarandon

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

— Norm MacDonald

Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went…

— Jennifer Rardin

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

— Bob Monkhouse

I go out with my mates and after a drink they'll ask, 'How are you a comedian? You're not the funniest among us,' And…

— John Bishop

My sense of humor tends toward both the dark and the absurd - two great tastes that, in my opinion, taste great together.

— Ron Currie Jr