Comedian Quote by John Bishop

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

— Susan Sarandon

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted…

— Mike Birbiglia

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie

It's hard to say you're a comedian because that is almost an admittance that you're funny, and if you say that, you have to…

— Alex Brooker

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

— Anthony Anderson

I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to be a…

— Janelle James

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

— Matt Haig

I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.

— W. Kamau Bell

I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.

— Miriam Margolyes

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're…

— Colin Quinn

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People…

— Carrot Top

Everyone knows the feeling where you're in the pub and you make your mates laugh. It's awesome, you feel like you rock. That's what…

— Ellie Taylor