Always Quote by Colin Quinn

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

— Maria Bamford

I'm pretty much only friends with comedians.

— Ari Shaffir

I have some friends who are comedians but not many.

— Frankie Boyle

The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

— Criss Jami

Ever looked at your best friend and wonder: Why the hell aren't we comedians?

— Anonymous

I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that…

— Bo Burnham

Comedians are great at laughing at themselves, we really are. We mock everyone else and we can take it as well.

— Paul Whitehouse

A comedian is sort of like a wild animal. It really just depends on where you catch them. Sometimes they want to cuddle up,…

— Nick Kroll

A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should…

— Tig Notaro

comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.

— Staton Rabin

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie

I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to be a…

— Janelle James