Asks Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asks Cannibal Clown Doe Eating Humor Taste Two
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My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
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