Binoculars Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Binoculars Causes Funny Humor Want
I like people. I like watching them. It's just that I'd prefer to do it from a mile away using very powerful binoculars. — Geraldine McCaughrean Copy Share Image
I tend to walk through life sort of looking through a pair of binoculars, and I focus on certain things and push out the… — Tommy Caldwell Copy Share Image
I really hate when people close their curtains. Especially when I'm on a tree trying to peak in with my binoculars. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“But when you’re a kid it’s like you’re wearing these binoculars strapped to your eyes and you can’t see anything except what’s in the… — Russell Banks Copy Share Image
If you could have magical binoculars that you could focus and look at the field of intention, you would see what the source of… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
“Binoculars, and a hawk-like vigilance, reduce the disadvantage of myopic human vision.” — J. A. Baker Copy Share Image
I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“Goodness gracious me,' exclaimed Alexia, 'what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I always have two pairs of glasses: geeky black Warby Parker frames and Wayfarer Ray Bans. Those are key! — Christa Miller Copy Share Image
The best thing we're put here for's to see; The strongest thing that's given us to see with's a telescope. Someone in every town,… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
North Korea is now threatening the United States with all-out war. You can see they're stepping it up. In fact, they released 10 more… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with… — David Antin Copy Share Image
They came out over the highway and they stopped and that's when Barney got out, with the binoculars to try and identify the craft.… — Betty Hill Copy Share Image
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
I never take pictures. Skies are much larger in reminiscences and my friends are much better-looking. Photos crop reality into little squares; instead, I… — Nell Zink Copy Share Image
I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don't do any of that stuff, I just like the… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
I was transformed by picking up a pair of binoculars and looking up, and that's hard to do for a city kid because when… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
If you could have magical binoculars that you could focus and look at the field of intention, you would see what the source of… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
“I look at the sun all the time and have no eye issues, other than those associated with aging. I wear glasses for reading… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Most of the boys would come with bits of equipment that their fathers had given them from their war days - helmets, canteens, binoculars,… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
For me at age 11, I had a pair of binoculars and looked up to the moon, and the moon wasn't just bigger, it… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
