“And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment . . . I suddenly realized that unless something changed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
'Jazz Artist of the Century' would have to be a distinctive soloist and ensemble player, a composer, an arranger, a bandleader, and… — Dave Douglas Copy Share Image
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
I have to stop saying How stupid can you be? I think people are taking it as a challenge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never open a can of worms unless you are prepared to consume the contents.” — Alphya Cing Copy Share Image
“I think I remember what love was like before. There were complex emotional and biological factors. We had elaborate tests to pass,… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
“Such frankness, even over good tidings, was a further offense to Mr. Fremlin. He felt that it was casual and indecent. Like… — Dennis Parry Copy Share Image
“You thought giving a depressed prostitute a copy of Pretty Woman might help?” — Isa K Copy Share Image
He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I would much rather watch a horror film or science fiction than a comedy. I don't know why. I just like them.… — Moon Bloodgood Copy Share Image
What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none. — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
You can still have comedy which is sensitive to the topic, where you're laughing at the right part of it, you're not… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?" "Leave me alone, Charlie." "No, really. What's wrong?" "You wouldn't understand." "I could try." "That's a laugh. That's really… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“Alasdair yanked a pillow, shoving it under his arse. "I think you'll find I'm a heavy but remarkably fit and supple git,… — josephine myles Copy Share Image
When I came to Chicago, I didn't even know what improvisation meant, as far as pertaining to comedy. I knew about Second… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I pat the brand new twenty-seven inch Macintosh computers Mr. Foley brought us. 'These boxes alone should make both of us scream… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“What you experience is your reality, for the time being anyway. It's a mind-blower because, at a certain level of awareness, that's… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“All of us are in the manufacturing industry - manufacturing either our own happiness or unhappiness.” — Ogwo David Emenike Copy Share Image
I always knew I wanted to do comedy. I like making people laugh. I started out young just making my family laugh… — Jillian Bell Copy Share Image
I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny… — Michael Emerson Copy Share Image
“The man knows he's a target. He's very careful. The'll find the guns.' Kolya responded with a mournful fart, low and solemn… — David Benioff Copy Share Image
If you ever get in real trouble, don't panic. Sit down and think about it. Remember two things, always. There must be… — Louise Fitzhugh Copy Share Image
“And we all know how ladies get minks . . .” Popsy and Sandra chorused the answer together. “The same way minks get minks!” — Suzy Duffy Copy Share Image
I think that there's a fine line between comedy and drama. I think that ultimately, the less winking that's going on when… — Michael Mosley Copy Share Image
Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. . — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was nervous and didn't have a huge amount of confidence as an actor. Comedy is something -… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
“What I know definitively about life at this age … is absolutely nothing.” — James Qualls Copy Share Image
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do… — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
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