Humor Quote by Isa K Download Open image ““You thought giving a depressed prostitute a copy of Pretty Woman might help?”” — Isa K ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Pretty woman
“A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can’t fake what she is doing.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“...it really struck me that, just as people might look at me and never imagine I'd worked as a prostitute, they must look at… — Sophie Hayes Copy Share Image
“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.” — A.J. Rose Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I had everything. Which was, of course, why I now reclined on a rented, rock-hard, queen-size bed, waiting for a male prostitute to… — Lauren Gallagher Copy Share Image
“I found out pretty quickly that there is a lot of money to be made if you can become the kind of woman who… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“I have to confess that while I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You mean you prostituted yourself out to the masses? To draw them away? That was sweet.” — Nichole Chase Copy Share Image
“I was shocked at the revelation of her vaulting ambition, her greed. I should have loathed her or, knowing what kind of a person… — F. Sionil José Copy Share Image
“I didn't go into prostitution because I was desperate. I did it because I was bored.” — Moriah Jovan Copy Share Image
“I'd rather be the bastard daughter of a prostitute than ever share your blood.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“For what it's worth Livvie, I never thought of you as a whore. And you are...the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Initiation. What he meant was hazing. [...] Bonding and brotherhood were always the excuses, but more often it was about humiliation and channeling sexual… — Isa K Copy Share Image
“This is a completely heterosexual bro-hug that I offer in a totally nongay way to all my hockey brothers.” — Isa K Copy Share Image
“The most important thing to remember is that the safe word is for the client; you bring mace.” — Isa K Copy Share Image
“If you’re gay how come you don’t dress better?” . . . “I’m undercover,” he answered. "Obviously. I’m reporting back tonight on how best… — Isa K Copy Share Image
“He wants rough, hard, violent, dangerous sex. He craves it. We could psychoanalyze this all night, but I doubt it would do any good.… — Isa K Copy Share Image
“[...]you learn how much space there is between the way you want to be seen, the way you feel inside, and the way other… — Isa K Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image