Humor Quotes · Page 125

Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.

— Evelyn Underhill

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

— Tracy Morgan

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.

— Rita Rudner

Humor is such a great gift - why leave it to chance?

— Joel Goodman

“I'd hate to be a balding man named Harry Harrison.”

— Judy Baer

Web will have space for comedy just as films and TV.

— Kiku Sharda

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

I think people are always looking for a good comedy.

— Catherine Keener

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

— Doug Stanhope

The circumstances In which I grew up In Poland were not auspicious for humor.

— Krzysztof Penderecki

My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point.

— Conan O'Brien

Laughter is the only currency I've really ever known. Ever since I was a boy.

— Bob Mortimer

“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.”

— Sorin Suciu

You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying.

— Anonymous

Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven. They're perfect.

— Ben Lyons

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

— Steven Wright

The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so…

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or…

— Dolly Parton

“If you raise a daughter to be both independent and an excellent marksman, you have to accept the fact that your control…

— Martha Wells

“Researchers believe laughter may in fact be a release valve when we experience the discomfort and excitement of uncertainty, but without fear…

— Nir Eyal

“It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing…

— E.D.E.N. Southworth

“... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned…

— Janvier Chouteu-Chando

“Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?" I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets…

— Gemma Halliday

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper…

— Paula Poundstone

Infatuation, love, memory, recollection, remembrance

— Hussein Nishah

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

— Kresley Cole

“Words can be sharp as knives, but cut more deeply.”

— Arash Farzaneh

“This is the army! Nobody can do the best they can.”

— Henry Blake

I do know one thing: you Midwesterners are laughers.

— Jo Koy

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?

— Michael Patrick King

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

— Katie Holmes

I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.

— Khandi Alexander

“If you don't make enemies, you're just not trying.”

— Shannon A. Hiner

Well my biggest dream is to be in a romantic comedy.

— Izabella Scorupco

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

— Steven Moffat

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

— Henny Youngman

“Do I look like I want to be eaten alive after sex?”

— Nalini Singh

“The face of a truly happy man seldom lacks smiles.”

— Ogwo David Emenike

“I like your opera - I think I will set it to music”

— Ludwig van Beethoven

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

— Brendan Behan