Bleeding Quote by Doug Stanhope Download Open image “I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.” — Doug Stanhope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bleeding Coke Done Fairs Fourth Funny Humor Lilith Noses Week
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
Cocaine made my nose bleed right away. I thought why do I need a nose bleed? It would make me real nervous and talk… — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
Of course I got lipstick all over my lil' nose in about 5 seconds, nothing's changed. — Lorde Copy Share Image
Coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra, I call that jungle fever. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I was snorting a lot of cocaine and I had lost myself to a great degree. A lot of people, everybody was starting to… — George Jung Copy Share Image
I had my nose done four times. I've had a little bit of filler before, a little bit of Botox before. So I have… — Paul Nassif Copy Share Image
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying:… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
It is early, early morning. It's that time when it's still dark but you know the day is coming. Blue is bleeding through black.… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
Over-consumption is a cancer eating away at our spiritual vitals. It distances us from the great masses of broken bleeding humanity. It converts us… — Richard J. Foster Copy Share Image
I do know I felt as if my heart had been shredded when I found you in our storeroom, unconscious and bleeding. And leaving… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
Much can they praise the trees so straight and high, The sailing pine,the cedar proud and tall, The vine-prop elm, the poplar never dry,… — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
The country is so wounded, bleeding, and hurt right now. The country needs to be healed-it's not going to be healed from the top,… — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
Those who criticize, they desire our blood not our pain. But still I must achieve I must seek truth in all things. I must… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
The saints are sinners still. Our best tears need to be wept over, the strongest faith is mixed with unbelief, our most flaming love… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
You can accept or reject the way you are treated by other people, but until you heal the wounds of your past, you will… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image