Addict Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Addict Alcohol addiction Coke Cubes Drug Drug addict Drug addiction Funny drug God Ice Ice cube Noses Sniffing Stuck Stupidity
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out. — Ray Toro Copy Share Image
They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck… — Little Richard Copy Share Image
I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You got coke don't let no one know where you lay yo head at, cuz they comin' to getcha', and that's where you be… — BG Copy Share Image
Once in a while I'll drink a rum-and-Coke but that's all, and only once in a while. — Evonne Goolagong Cawley Copy Share
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
They said a drug addict needs rehabilitation, they never said what a broken heart needs. — Satyajit Chhotaray Copy Share Image
Then they're like addicts; they can't help themselves... They will steal, cheat, embezzle and commit other crimes just to get money to gamble — John Warren Kindt Copy Share Image
They are enthusiasts, devotees. Addicts. Something about the circus stirs their souls, and they ache for it when it is absent. They seek each… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
When we think carefully, we see that the brief elation we experience when appeasing sensual impulses may not be very different from what the… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm a complete addict of The 'X Factor,' so I can see why everyone gets so inspired. But there's a downside to celebrity: your… — Diana Quick Copy Share Image
“I don’t fundamentally understand why people give a shit about what other people put up their noses or what other people put in their… — Stefan Molyneux Copy Share Image
It doesn't have the ability to think rationally this economic model. It thinks like a drug addict: 'Where can I get my next fix?'… — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There are more… — Shirley Chisholm Copy Share Image
