Humor Quote by Kresley Cole Download Open image ““Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”” — Kresley Cole ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Oh. Come on! I left my backpack on the bus.” According to Darwin, you’re a prime candidate for extinction. Too stupid to live!” — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“Mind you, Darwin fretted about a lot of stuff, especially his health, his kids, and maybe with just cause. On occasion he would write… — Adam Rutherford Copy Share Image
“The Earthling figure who is most engaging to the Tralfamadorian mind, he says, is Charles Darwin—who taught that those who die are meant to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, a mere heart of stone. —Charles Darwin” — Andrew Mayne Copy Share Image
“Being quite a Darwinian creature feature I have to add, that only the fittest of survival will finish this book anyway,” — Steve Merrick Copy Share Image
“Darwin’s ‘survival of the fittest’ is really a special case of a more general law of survival of the stable.” — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“No wonder these people don’t believe in evolution. It obviously hasn’t worked in their favor.” — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“When drops from the canopy kissed her face, he drew his wings over his head, creating a shelter. “I’ve always room for you too.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Nix to Regin: What about that nice leopard-shifter pack that wanted to date you? The benefits of a variety pack of males cannot be… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“A woman who likes her whisky,” he said while refilling her glass. “Careful that you doona steal my heart, Annalía.” “It figures that the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Call her Betty Fucking Crocker, because the cake was so going to be worth the bake.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“She gazed up at him. "Just don't forget our new motto, Leo. 'We can always murder them later, but we can't bring them back.'"… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“This was why we fought to survive. For love. Vincent had it all wrong. I’d had it wrong. Love wasn’t the most destructive force… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Too bad,Elizabeth. You're Stuck with me.Not for a few decades,not for centuries. You're tied to me forever. That boy and girl offspring you talked… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“He was staring at my lips, and before I could think better of it, I’d wetted them. “That’s it, bébé,” he said in a… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Because of one unsuccessful beheading?” She tapped her claw to her chin. “Wow. I never thought you were such a pussy. I’m rethinking our… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I suppose that now you'll want to sleep with me?Alas big guy I'm taken.' 'No. you're not,'Regin said. 'Am too,' Nix said. 'Mike Rowe,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
