Dude I have something really funny to tell you!� *Adult walks into room* ..I'll tell you in a minute� — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we have power to degrade an entire society, then we also have the power to uplift it. — KRS-One Copy Share Image
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing youre life is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher:The test is very easy. Me:Sure it is bitch, you already know the answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who laughs when things go wrong,has thought of someone to blame it on. — Ace Kid Copy Share Image
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s a training camp,” Leo realized. He looked at Aphros in awe. “You train heroes, the same way Chiron does?” Aphros nodded,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Things shall fall into its perfect place, in the perfect time, at a perfect setting that you will always be able to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Archbishop: "God is with us!" William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!… — Arash Pakravesh Copy Share Image
“Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Sometimes I even feel funny to say I'm in a biracial marriage because people are like, 'Oh, he's Asian?' The subtext is,… — Diane Farr Copy Share Image
