Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Management Project Manager Twitter Witty
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have four daughters. A lot of the time, I don't allow myself to be in projects that objectify women. — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
Every labourer is a father, his labour is his child. Choose your project carefully and achieve it worthily — Haile Selassie Copy Share Image
“motherhood is not a job at all. It is a full-time, all-consuming, life-subsuming career with no pay, no stock options, no social security, and… — Andrea J. Buchanan Copy Share Image
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Project management is like juggling three ball, time, cost and quality. Programme management is like a troupe of circus performers standing in a circle,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not the first woman to multi-task. I am not the first woman to work and have a baby - there are many… — Jacinda Ardern Copy Share Image
I hate my job so fcking much oneday I'm gonna turn around and tell each and everysingle one of them that they should be… — NIKLOVESMEEKA Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
