Funny Quotes · Page 92

Man has his will, but woman has her way.

— Anonymous

Its really funny how people liked their own status.!

— Dadi Froi

Love finds us where we are, not where we were.

— Bob Goff

There is much to do, and I am busy, very busy.

— Wilhelm Rontgen

Unless a picture shocks, it is nothing.

— Marcel Duchamp

There is no marriage without engagement

— Evan Wolfson

I fell in love with melancholy

— Edgar Allan Poe

I do not know how to make poems

— Henri Michaux

I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.

— Jerry Springer

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.

— George Orwell

Creativity makes life useful to us. It also makes us useful to life.

— Julia Cameron

Rich Boy meets [smart]hot girl... hot girl meets money. Rich boy meets [dumb] hot girl... hot girl meets love.

— MrAwesome

A painting is not a picture of an experience, but is the experience.

— Mark Rothko

You know it's gonna be a great story when it starts off with, 'So this b*tch...'

— Anonymous

“Nietzsche- a weak but strongly mustachioed, Lutheran Pastor's son.”

— N.D. Wilson

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.

— Woody Allen

I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad,…

— GloZell

When I first started doing press interviews, the big question was, 'Do you think women are funny?' People would ask you that…

— Matt Walsh

I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark…

— Marc Beland

“He laughed. "That's funny, 'I don't have any fire.' Everybody's got fire, kiddo. It's just a matter of finding the match that…

— Charles R. Smith Jr

“My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect…

— Paula Graves

LAziness is thE m0ther 0f aLl bad habits,. aNd sincE sHe is the m0ther,. we Have n0 choicE buT t0 respEct and…

— Megz

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast…

— Woody Allen

David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to…

— Michael Keaton

Life is everything and nothing all at once.

— Billy Corgan

HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

— Nikhil Saluja

we give each other a smile with a future in it

— John Donne

If I can't dance, it's not my revolution.

— Emma Goldman

If people say ''you eat to much'' eat them too

— Unkown

I will love you unconditionally .

— Katy Perry

Hurry is not of the devil; hurry is the devil.

— Carl Jung

Nature is the inspiration for all ornamentation

— Frank Lloyd Wright

Endangered Species: Girls with gentle attitude ='P

— Kand3n

The enemy of your enemy is your enemy!

— Benjamin Netanyahu

Not to gain time, but maybe to lose it, to see it pass.

— Javier Marías

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

— W. C. Fields

Im not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

— SangFroid Stalker

Android [dominates] the mobile malware market.

— Tim Cook

The longest lives are short; our work lasts longer.

— Rose Wilder Lane

Ah, nothing comes to us too soon but sorrow.

— Philip James Bailey