Everything bad that's ever happened in my life I've seen an outcome that's positive later on, — Diem Brown Copy Share Image
Things I dislike waking up in the morning, checking my phone, and seeing no good morning text from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not to get all technical; but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some adults would rather pretend that bad things dont exist than to talk about them. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans on being awesome, but shit happens! — Skate_or_Die Copy Share Image
Succession,' in my mind, is the first successful British comedy in America, and the way that you get Americans to like British… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
People could write stuff that's really offensive, but if it's written within a believable world that has a tone to it, then… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
I don't think there's just one person for everyone. It would be very hard for me to be with a guy who… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Its funny when you pretend to write something when the teacher is coming closer while you cheating on exam..and when they cross… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
Its that awkward moment when your trying to take a picture of the without them knowing…then your flash goes off. — Stacie Watts Copy Share Image
