Funny Quote by Jimmy Carr Download Open image “Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.” — Jimmy Carr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Jesus Jesus love Jesus loves you Love Love you
Jesus Christ loves you so much! He died on the cross for you! And what do we do in return? We sin, and do… — Angelina Elaine Copy Share Image
Jesus wants me to tell you again...how much is the love He has for each one of you-beyond all what you can imagine...Not only… — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
Jesus loves you and you and you. His love for us all, is unconditional and so is shall always be — Josephine Copy Share Image
Jesus died for you, knowing that you might never love Him back. THAT is true love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
