It's very funny because every time I make a movie, and I've heard this re-echoed by other filmmakers and actors I have… — Todd Haynes Copy Share Image
It’s simple, really: Be great right now so that you can be great later on. — Pete Carroll Copy Share Image
Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is everything sad going to come untrue? What's… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm just going to be honest with you. It's hard to go out there and fight for 60 minutes when you're fighting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have discovered photography. Now I can kill myself. I have nothing else to learn. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Okay. Oh-kay. Re-cap. He just had a man come in his mouth. He liked it. He may be embarking on anal sex,… — Dominique Frost Copy Share Image
I have to live with my decisions, whether you like them or not. — Maria Irene Fornes Copy Share Image
I think jokes on colour or body shaming shouldn't be made. It's not funny to crack such jokes. — Radhika Apte Copy Share Image
Soccer's a funny sport. You never know. You might find a last-place team beating a first-place team. — Weston McKennie Copy Share Image
Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
America is a funny place; it's a land of extremes, I think. There's fantastic, and there's gobsmackingly dreadful. In every realm you… — Passenger Copy Share Image
I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't know where you're headed, you find places no one else would ever explore. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!.. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Did you just cut your hair? he asked, so I pulled out my axe & chopped off his arm & asked Did… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
