Bulls Quote by Scott Wood

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult…

— Eddie Izzard

There are times when fixing things quickly is the only option: when you have to channel MacGyver, reach for the duct tape, and cobble…

— Carl Honore

There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.

— Demetri Martin

“But I shot the dog myself. I took him into the barn holding on to his collar. He knew something bad was going to…

— Pat Barker

“Depends on the dog. Big country dogs like these? Yeah. It's the fancy city ones that give me trouble. Overbred, Dad says. Makes them…

— Kelley Armstrong

It's natural canine behavior to chew on all sorts of things, roll in other animals' droppings, hump and fight other dogs, menace anything that…

— Jon Katz

Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.

— Anonymous

The dog won't bite if you beat Him with a bone

— Tom Waits

Feeding my dog and suddently I saw my neighbour dogs coming, they start to fight over the food,and I'm trying to escape bt I'm…

— Brittannia Calder

“In 1965, a psychologist named Martin Seligman started shocking dogs. He was trying to expand on the research of Pavlov--the guy who could make…

— David McRaney

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

— Charles Kingsley

My cat does this thing where he's so happy to see me that he repeatedly smashes his face into my face and purrs like…

— Kate McKinnon