Dry Quote by Demetri Martin

All persons are not discreet enough to know how to take things by the right handle.

— Miguel de Cervantes

There is a certain physiognomy in manners.

— Joseph Cook

“There should be universal rules about this,” she told her reflection. “When a woman is body slammed, she can only take so much without…

— Vicki Hinze

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult…

— Eddie Izzard

I don't go into a situation trying to knock somebody over. It's just the way I play: physical.

— Blake Griffin

My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain. I can't…

— Andy Kindler

I think confrontation is healthy, because it clears the air very quickly.

— Bill Parcells

I always believe that one should be able to deal with any situations.

— Raveena Tandon

I never know when somebody's going to knock on the door of my own unconscious in a way that I wouldn't have anticipated.

— Anna Deavere Smith

“People can immediately react in a sudden emergency, run away, yell, kick, and bite and try to protect themselves in some way. When the…

— Zoe McKey

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind

— Scott Lynch

“The Surprise Attack. This is when you think someone scaring you will frighten the hiccups away. Of course, popping a paper bag behind you…

— Neil Pasricha