Funny Quote by Jay McLean Download Open image ““Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.”” — Jay McLean ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humping Lol Sex
“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and… — darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“There just isn't a way for two people on a bed to take off their jeans without being awkward and embarrassing. But it can… — Laura Nowlin Copy Share Image
“Your pants are filthy, as if you rolled in the dirt before coming here. I would expect nothing less from the boy I remember” — Jennifer A. Nielson Copy Share Image
“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Maybe you should just take it off up in my room and I can help you get dry.” He leaned in, his full lips… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to faint at the sight of your butt,’ she said. ‘Ya might, and I don’t want that on my conscience,’ he… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
“I was looking for an excuse to slap my handcuffs on you and haul your ass back to my place.” — Allan Krummenacker Copy Share Image
“I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?" "Me and the whole PD… — Rachel Brookes Copy Share Image
“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It's just you. It's only ever been just you. It will always only ever be just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter where I am in this world, there's nothing else I'd rather see. Just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“And this—this is the moment. The moment I let myself fall completely in love with her.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“No one suspects the people they love of douchebaggery," Heidi looks at me sympathetically. "Or slutbaggery," Lucy adds.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Because if I kiss you, then I'll want to taste you, and if I taste you then I'll need to fuck you. And if… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?" Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Every Princess has one Prince to share the loves and joys of life, and do you know how that Princess knows which Prince is… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
