Humor Quote by Allan Krummenacker

“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Where are you taking me?” he asked. “To Got Games for a pair of those trick handcuffs,” I said. “I’m not letting you get…

— Kim Askew Amy Helmes

“The handcuffs are still on me, and they're uncomfortable, to say the least. I have no idea how people willingly use these things during…

— Caprice Crane

“I hope you brought your handcuffs," she added. "I won't go quietly." "I might use them anyway, for fun," he answered, remembering the sensation…

— Roxanne Snopek

“That’s easy.” I made a rude noise. “I want to go back to ten days ago. I want to be back in my office,…

— Raine Miller

“Oh, trust me, sugar, having your tight, naked ass cradled against my dick was damn alluring.” He steps closer to me and tips my…

— Kristen Proby

“If you let someone sweep you off your feet, you better be prepared to land on your ass.”

— Devan Sipher

“-You were in jail? What was it like? -Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.”

— Hannah Harrington

“Baby, I don't need an excuse to cuff you. I just need the opportunity.”

— Tessa Bailey

“Dude slapped me and then walked away!”

— Nanae Chrono

“Wrap your legs around me,” he said, tightening his grip on my ass. I did what he told me to do.”

— Raine Miller

“He spun me around and actually slapped me on the ass. “Up. Now.” “I will not!” He growled at me and gave me another…

— James Cox