Humor Quote by Hannah Harrington Download Open image ““-You were in jail? What was it like? -Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.”” — Hannah Harrington ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I was looking for an excuse to slap my handcuffs on you and haul your ass back to my place.” — Allan Krummenacker Copy Share Image
“I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.” — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“Good, because did you see his ass in those jeans tonight? Seriously, I would gladly go to jail just to hump his leg.” — Aly Martinez Copy Share Image
“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Aye. Freaky iffen you ask me. But guessing that what Terrible like, aye. What he deserve sneaking off into the bathroom with some rigmutton… — Stacia Kane Copy Share Image
“It made me alert, like someone had scrubbed mint all over my skin. I'd walk into that stinking, miserable prison and for the next… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
“The thing is, how do you expect to fuck dirty if you can’t even talk it?” — Julia Devlin Copy Share Image
“I might not have behaved the way I did. I might not have gotten drunk every night, slept around, done drugs, woken up in… — Elizabeth Haynes Copy Share Image
“Your pants are filthy, as if you rolled in the dirt before coming here. I would expect nothing less from the boy I remember” — Jennifer A. Nielson Copy Share Image
“If I were you, Antonio I’d stay my ass right there, and wait on the police. I’ve about had it with your shit.” — Sai Marie Johnson Copy Share Image
“We left behind this small town But we couldn't leave behind the ghosts As we headed for the coast, yeah, and you know There… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“You know, just because you think bubblegum pop on the radio represents all that is wrong with society, that doesn’t mean there’s not someone… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“It's the best kind of devastating there is. He took his pain and he turned it into something beautiful. Into something that people connect… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“It must be comforting, to have a faith like that. To believe so concretely that there’s someone—something— out there watching guard, keeping us safe,… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“My life is now divided into two periods: With June and After June. I can't wrap my mind around the idea of it.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“I already told you, I'm not gonna subscribe to your stupid magazine!' she yells. 'We're not selling anything,' Jake calls back. 'We just came… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“Some people think that a place can save them... Like if they could just be somewhere else, their lives would be totally different. They… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“It's harder than you think, to find someone who truly believes in your unequivocal, unconditional awesomeness” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to be so scared all the time. So alone. I want to believe something can be worth it. Worth the pain.… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“It’s harder than you think, to find someone who truly believes in your unequivocal, unconditional awesomeness, especially when you’re like me: unspectacular in every… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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