Quote by David Benioff Download Open image ““it smelled like jail...sore knees and loose assholes.”” — David Benioff ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“-You were in jail? What was it like? -Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“His pinched expression looks like he just smelled his own asshole.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Good, because did you see his ass in those jeans tonight? Seriously, I would gladly go to jail just to hump his leg.” — Aly Martinez Copy Share Image
“The stuff smelled nasty: like gasoline and dirty socks mixed with something sweet. Kind of like Buckley’s cough syrup.” — Coreene Callahan Copy Share Image
“Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but...” — Stacey Jay Copy Share Image
“I smelled the stink that only a street whore has after a long, busy night.” — Iceberg Slim Copy Share Image
“It flopped into my leg, leaving a vile, dark smear of disgusting on my jeans. Brilliant.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“He sprayed on a bit of this man’s body-spray thing his mom had gotten for free at Walmart, feeling like a douche, but thinking… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I was looking for an excuse to slap my handcuffs on you and haul your ass back to my place.” — Allan Krummenacker Copy Share Image
You just do the best you can and hope people see the potential in it. — David Benioff Copy Share Image
“In the silence of her nonanswer, I considered the possibility that I was a very boring person. Who else but a boring person would utter such meaningless trifles? If a brilliant pig, the prodigy of the barnyard, spent his entire life learning Russian, and on finally becoming proficient the first words he heard were my own, he would wonder why… — David Benioff Copy Share
I have never been much of a patriot. My father would not have allowed such a thing while he lived, and his death insured that his wish was carried out. Piter commanded far more affection and loyalty from me than the nation as a whole. But that night, running across the unplowed fields of winter wheat, with the Fascist invaders… — David Benioff Copy Share
Simon Critchley's 'The Book of Dead Philosophers' - it's a quick thumbnail sketches of philosophers through the ages. — David Benioff Copy Share Image
I was a huge fantasy geek growing up. I was the dungeon master in my D&D game. — David Benioff Copy Share Image
The fire was silent, the little houses collapsing into the flames without complaint, flocks of sparks rising to the sky. At a distance it… — David Benioff Copy Share Image
Once you realise that heroes die, everything becomes that much more terrifying. — David Benioff Copy Share Image
“She leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. Her mouth was cold, her lips rough from the winter wind, and if the mystics… — David Benioff Copy Share Image
