Humor Quote by Stacey Jay

“I love the smell of male urine and the reek of his groin on my bath towels after he’d had a shower”

— J.G. Ballard

“How dare he have such a stinky crotch.”

— Elle Casey

“it smelled like jail...sore knees and loose assholes.”

— David Benioff

“Clothes are a homeless man’s home.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“This is sex stink? You were bumping pissers?”

— Debra Anastasia

“Those who go to sleep with Itchy bum wake up with smelly finger”

— Brandon White-Harris

“He smelled the way a man should smell when he was in your bed and working hard for it.”

— Victoria Dahl

“The room stank of semen and smoke and sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, saddle leather, shit and cheap soap.”

— Annie Proulx

“No one's urine smells as good as your own.”

— Markus Zusak

“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Frankly, you're the most homeless person--emotionally--I ever met.”

— Leigh Riker

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters on the toilet seat at the office.”

— Jarod Kintz