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“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?”

— Jarod Kintz

“it smelled like jail...sore knees and loose assholes.”

— David Benioff

“It flopped into my leg, leaving a vile, dark smear of disgusting on my jeans. Brilliant.”

— Kiersten White

“He was a jerk. A jerk with a nice butt and a rip in his jeans that strategically showed an inch of muscular thigh.”

— Megan Erickson

“Man, did his butt look fine in those jeans. They were tight in all the right places. And worn out just right too. You…

— Julie Cassar

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me…

— Jessica Park

“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Probably best, he thought. If a Negro got legs he ought to use them. Sit down too long, somebody will figure out a way…

— Toni Morrison

“I was looking for an excuse to slap my handcuffs on you and haul your ass back to my place.”

— Allan Krummenacker

“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for men. Who…

— C.J. Roberts

“I was leaving nothing to chance, and literally refused to be caught unarmed with my pants down.”

— Elle Casey

“Now about these jeans…” “What about them?” He winked, and damn if he didn’t look good doing it. “They’ve got to go.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout