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“Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.”

— Jay McLean

“My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or momnapped. Fucking…

— Laurel Ulen Curtis

“That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that’s just not attractive in a pregnant woman.”

— Amy Lane

“She needed a distraction. “Was that your mother?” The splashing stopped. “Are you going to converse while I bathe?” “Why not?” “Feels rather unseemly.”…

— Angela Quarles

“Every morning she’d crick herself down onto the flimsy rug by her bed and pray, but it was actually a promise: Today I won’t…

— Gillian Flynn

“A woman who spends her time worrying about pregnancy is a virtual cripple, she'll never go very far.”

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

“You know that euphemism, she’s expecting? It’s apt. The birth of a baby, so long as it’s healthy, is something to look forward to.…

— Lionel Shriver

“My mother is a certainty. I can count on the watercolour pain in her voice when she calls to say she hasn't heard from…

— Trevor Cole

“She may be strange; she may not know how to make baskets, and she may be very noisy, but she is my mate, and…

— Shay Savage

“Life's been one tough little shit, but there's a very obvious reason why she hasn't let me get too comfy, settle too long or…

— Jennifer DeLucy

“No one dared agree with her. She was temperamental in the best of times, and pregnancy wasn't one of them. No one wanted to…

— Jill Shalvis