“He bursts into tears, and not some manlike tears either, where you pretend you're brushing something off your face and, incidentally, wipe… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“Why do you smoke so damn fast?" I asked. She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on… — John Green Copy Share Image
All the women in 'Coronation Street' and 'Brookside,' they are all so funny. A lot of women bore me, but I love… — June Brown Copy Share Image
Funny thing is, you keep on looking for something to convince yourself that you are great while you keep on doing things… — Ces Peta Copy Share Image
“You can call me Pastor-and before Mr. Sox Fan gets his panties in a wad, I want everyone to know I'm legit.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
A woman will watch the game with you. The perfect woman will watch it on top of you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Halfway through the set, the lead singer, who goes by Cloud, knife in hand, begins to stab at the cutout of Copal… — Fernando A. Flores Copy Share Image
When I was 18 I met with a terrible accident. I was thrown out of a car window... by the boyfriend of… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
God has not created woman only for fulfilling the physical need of man; rather, He has created her as a life partner… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing in the shower: I sound like adele singing in front of people: I sound like a dying walrus — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your objective is to make people laugh and then sneak your thoughts in underneath the jokes. If your thoughts are on top,… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
“The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.” — Christian Cantrell Copy Share Image
There is no pme who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Whenever you are alone, remind yourself that God has sent everyone else away so that there is only you and Him. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Teacher : Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back : OMG I JUST FLIPPED RIGHT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. The list of people I'm going to haunt grows every day. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to him or shell take it anyway. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
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A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are determined to defeat them and destroy them on the walls of our capital, as we are determined to destroy their… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
