Dark-humour Quote by Nathan Hassall

“I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.”

— Jimmy Dore

“Words can be sharp as knives, but cut more deeply.”

— Arash Farzaneh

“Sharpies aren’t all that sharp. Not a great stabbing weapon.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This man makes me feel stabby. Luckily for him, I don’t work with many sharp knives.”

— Roni O'Connell

“I've never understood why he likes knives.”

— Nora Sakavic

“Sharp knives, of course, are the secret of a successful restaurant.”

— George Orwell

“So you want a knife, a nice sharp knife. You hone that blade to its limits. It even cuts through stone when you want…

— Karen Traviss

“His knives are nice. Mine is better.”

— C.J. Redwine

“People don’t always stab you with knives. Sometimes it’s the slow slicing of passive envy.”

— Arabella Sveinsdottir

“It’s the dull knife that cuts you.”

— N.D. Wilson

“Decision is a sharp knife that cuts clean and straight; indecision, a dull one that hacks and tears and leaves ragged edges behind it.”

— Gordon Graham

“Sharp like a spoon, that one. Anyway,”

— Ethan Cross