Funny Quote by Marilyn Monroe Download Open image “I keep my undies in the icebox!” — Marilyn Monroe ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Undies
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
“I'm sure glad socks are made out of cotton, and not ice-cube trays, because I don't like keeping my socks in the freezer. Because… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I archive a lot of my clothes and have them wrapped up and in boxes. I call them 'little tombs' and keep them in… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
Police on my drawers I had to pause 40 ounce in my lap And it's freezing my balls — Eazy-E Copy Share Image
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeites...the… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
The worst thing that happens to people when they dress up and go to a party is that they leave their real selves at… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Confidentially, the type of male I find most enjoyable for a friend is one who has enough fire and assurance to speak up for… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupied so are regrets. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
A woman can't be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can't do it… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
