Funny Quote by Calixte Fequiere Download Open image “I call you a Monday because nobody likes you.” — Calixte Fequiere ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Monday
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You said you would be by my side no matter what, but where was you when I got jumped. In the crowd... — Calixte Fequiere Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
