If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
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There is the fear that you somehow neglected to say what was really yours to say. — John Updike Copy Share Image
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. — Tom Sizemore Copy Share Image
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I remember as a kid liking long, funny words. And often being into things like that can be perceived as square. But… — Konnie Huq Copy Share Image
I really hate it when 10 year oldgirls say I love my boyfriend Seriously bitch? You barely know how to spell his last — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
It's funny, when guests come over to the house, they want to see my gold medal first and my U.S. Open trophy… — Justin Rose Copy Share Image
When I say, I'm serious, I'm dead serious. It's a signal that I don't do games anymore. But when I'm crazy, I'm… — Katie Grabil Copy Share Image
When I started driving our old four-door green DeSoto, I always took Skip on my trips around town. I would get Skip… — Willie Morris Copy Share Image
