39,345 quotes from 12,834 authors
“Enormous? Did you just call me fat?”
— Cassandra Clare
Kanwaljeet is funny and entertaining.
— Rimi Sen
Whatever you do....don't fall asleep.
— Heather Langenkamp
Why...do you find this...distracting?
— Suzanne Collins
We are all gathered to the same fold.
— Horace
Out of the formless the forms appear.
— Mooji
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
— Lewis Black
Without inspiration, we would perish.
— Walt Disney
A girl's diet always starts tomorrow.
— Naeem
The present is great with the future.
— Gottfried Leibniz
“Remember, whoever is funny is king.”
— Anonymous
I miss you like Hillary misses votes.
An injury to one is an injury to all.
— David C. Coates
You narrow hope when you define it...
— Barbara Hambly
I hear the mournful wail of millions!
— Frederick Douglass
Happiness is a by product of service.
— William J. Critchlow, Jr
That lad must have been born offside.
— Alex Ferguson
I want to be ripped apart by music...
— Jeff Buckley
Bored as a fat person without food...
I am going to seek the great Perhaps.
— Francois Rabelais
Everyone has some they can't contain.
— Buddy Wakefield
Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
— Will Rogers
The real food is not being advertised
— Michael Pollan
For my second match it's pretty good.
— Anastasia Myskina
A day without a smile is a day wasted
— Wiz Khalifa
The more you give, the more you live.
— Blake Mycoskie
Always remember that Hell is un-cool.
Don't expect a great day; create one.
— Bob Proctor
To me, O'Hara is the real Fitzgerald.
— Fran Lebowitz
You cannot eat your cake and have it.
— James Joyce
I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!
— James Patterson
Let's just let funny people be funny.
— Nicole Byer
Those who boast are seldom the great.
— Jawaharlal Nehru
Why speculate when you can calculate?
— John C. Baez
Nothing works unless you do the work.
— Robin Sharma
All men must marry much younger women
— Saif Ali Khan
God is the one who chooses our rulers
— Katherine Harris
Our career had a sort of funny shape.
— Walter Becker
When the sun dies we will become one.
— Ruth Stone
There is always some madness in love.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
