Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “It still feels too soon to introduce you to my cat.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
One night I was watching myself on a TV show, and I picked up my favorite cat and held her to the screen so… — Joe Don Baker Copy Share Image
However long you have a cat and however plainly he lays his life open before you, there is always something hidden, some name he… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you... — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
It took me a while to process myself as a cat - it's not something you see every day. — Francesca Hayward Copy Share Image
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. — Charlotte Gray Copy Share Image
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
One time I fell in love with a cat, and then I realized it wasn't a human being. It was not as sexy as… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I can never pass a cat in the street without greeting it and exchanging a few words, and the cat invariably replies. — Patricia Moyes Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image