Dumb questions Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dumb questions Funny Humor Ifs Stupid questions Swimmer
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There must be some wisdom in the folk saying: Its the strong swimmers who drown. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down. — Carsten Jensen Copy Share Image
We are swimming on the face of time and all else has drowned, is drowning, or will drown. — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
But I think sometimes a person has to be forced underwater to see if they're going to drown or swim. — Karen White Copy Share Image
There are many ways to drown, only the most obvious wave their arms as they're going under. — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
To me synchronised swimming is a metaphor for the job of being a girl. They have to fake their smiles, they're made up like… — Celine Sciamma Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's… — Soulja Boy Copy Share Image
It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director… — Antoine Fuqua Copy Share Image
There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers. — George W. Buck Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to ask the 'dumb' question, everyone else will be relieved you had the guts to ask! — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question. — Behdad Sami Copy Share Image
