Swimmer Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Swimmer
Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down. — Carsten Jensen Copy Share Image
There must be some wisdom in the folk saying: Its the strong swimmers who drown. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
We are swimming on the face of time and all else has drowned, is drowning, or will drown. — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
There are many ways to drown, only the most obvious wave their arms as they're going under. — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
But I think sometimes a person has to be forced underwater to see if they're going to drown or swim. — Karen White Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter if someone drowns in a bathtub, a swimming pool, a lake, or an ocean. It doesn’t matter if someone drowns in… — Sean Norris Copy Share Image
To me synchronised swimming is a metaphor for the job of being a girl. They have to fake their smiles, they're made up like… — Celine Sciamma Copy Share Image
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Some people like to focus on other aspects of my life, but first and foremost I am a dedicated and top swimmer. — Amanda Beard Copy Share Image
Oh, I can't play soccer, and I'm not a great swimmer. I won't drown, but you won't see me doing laps in a pool. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
The newspapers loved pinup pictures of pretty young swimmers, and as a national champion, I got more than my share of space in the… — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
I can freestyle for a while, but I'm not an Olympic swimmer who can go two or three miles. — Rulon Gardner Copy Share Image
Ive been a swimmer and a diver for quite a while. It was something that I think I got too comfortable with, and I… — Brooke Burns Copy Share Image
She could give herself up to the written word as naturally as a good dancer to music or a fine swimmer to water. The… — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
In the early years of the Roaring Twenties, American women not only won the right to vote but they also earned headlines along side… — Donna de Varona Copy Share Image
I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there… — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
I'm not a natural ocean person. I married into a family of swimmers, and I've slowly been drawn into the sea. — Glenn Close Copy Share Image