Funny Quote by Too Short Download Open image “People who really know me say it's funny I'm Too Short.” — Too Short ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Me People Short Who
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me. — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I'm short and I know it proud to be short.....if you short then you fun sized — Shar-rae Copy Share Image
I've heard all my life how I'm too short or not big enough to play this game. It's nothing new. — Doug Baldwin Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
For most of my life, I did not feel self-conscious about being short. If anything, I looked at it as like a superpower. It… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
In 1979, I was in ninth grade. Before I started tenth grade, I was already rapping myself. I didn't wait around to see what… — Too Short Copy Share Image
When I finish contributing, I feel like I've left enough to where people are gonna say, 'They got that from Too $hort.' I'm not… — Too Short Copy Share Image
I'm not the one to pat myself on the back or even need somebody else to give me credit, but I listen to a… — Too Short Copy Share Image
We can all admit this - women do it better when it comes to planning and shot calling, running households, raising kids. — Too Short Copy Share Image
I think Jive was just a shady label that they didn't want artists in the same room like, 'Hey, what you making?' Like I… — Too Short Copy Share Image
It's not a passion of mine to follow politics. When I deal with political issues in my songs, I just say stuff that's current,… — Too Short Copy Share Image
Hip-hop is not one thing. There are 50 different approaches to making it and showing it. — Too Short Copy Share Image
I've always had opinions on what was going on in my community. I always knew a lot of people listened to me, so why… — Too Short Copy Share Image
I love Vegas. I come to Vegas all the time... Check into a hotel for a day or two and enjoy the city. — Too Short Copy Share Image
I really do respect and appreciate all the Bay Area artists and all the love they always give me. — Too Short Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image