The meaning of poetry has no sureness of direction; is like the sling, it is not under control. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Creating a nickname for your crush that only you and your best friend know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you Save a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And they say that money change you, but money don't change you. It just make you more of what you already are — Phonte Copy Share Image
It's funny how we sometimes laugh at others mistakes...and always cry at our own. — Ritu Copy Share Image
The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
But the jiva [living being] is endowed with ego and his knowledge is limited, whereas Ishwar is without ego and is omniscient. — Adi Shankara Copy Share Image
“The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“You look good as a Pirate." Erin "Ahoy, matey," he said, laying her back against the grass. "Me cap'n's ship needs a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“Don't see me as a girl. See me as a buddy of yours or something." He cast his eyes downward and didn't… — Stephanie Witter Copy Share Image
“Scott Waldron.' 'What?' Robbie's lip curled in a glimace of disgust. 'The jockstrap? Why, does he need you to teach him how… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k… — Sadie Copy Share Image
Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you look around to see if you're all alone before puffing. — Theophilus Lukonde Jr Copy Share Image
This book (the Bible) is not hard to understand. It's just hard to swallow. — Steve Lawson Copy Share Image
What you do for yourself, you're doing for others, and what you do for others, you're doing for yourself. — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
Love your parents. We're so busygrowing up, we often forget theyare growing older too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong - or you are absolutely right. — Albert Guinon Copy Share Image
“I read the Cannibal Manifesto. The part where it says they like eating people is on page 289.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
You are no longer paid just for the hours that you put in, but for what you put into those hours. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
Since childhood, I've been a clown. I've always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It's my original self. — Bad Bunny Copy Share Image
“You'd be surprised." Charlie said. "You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
In this country, alcohol is hardly ever seen as a drug problem. Instead, we think of it as more of a driving… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that I have this tendency to remember stuff really, really well, which is quite weird, even though I… — Jay Blades Copy Share Image
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
“Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully. "We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties,… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“Don't be so damned patronizing. Your performance so far has been a little less than dazzling." "I didn't mean no harm," I… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“This isn’t fucking funny.” He’s glaring at me now, and my face sobers. “Trust me, I know.” I swallow. “You’re very sweary.”… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image