Cannibalism Quote by John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic

“Even cannibals don't like to be called cannibals.”

— John Lutz

“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”

— Doris Lessing

“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.”

— Chelsea Handler

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.”

— Emory R. Frie

“I am my own cannibal.”

— Britt Greifeld

“There’re three ways to get there from here, each one worse than the last. You can either hold your breath through the plague colonies,…

— Kresley Cole

“Cannibals need love too.”

— Kresley Cole

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the same time?…

— Tim Heidecker