Funny Quote by Jodi Picoult

“Why are you limping like that?' Nicholas demanded. 'I'm swaggering,' I informed him. 'You look like you're wearing a diaper.' Charming. And I had…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Biffy was tolerably more disturbed by the fact that he had developed a cowlick while sleeping that would to lie flat no matter what…

— Gail Carriger

“My God-- life! Who can understand even one little minute of it?' 'Don't try,' he said. 'Just pretend you understand.' 'That's-- that's very good…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Listen," she finally said. "I might've given you the wrong impression when I...bumped into you with the bear thing." "Bumped into me?" He couldn't…

— Jill Shalvis

“The doorbell rang. My long lost cousin Martika came to visit me. “What’ve you been doing?” she asked. I pointed to the stereo and…

— Hamish De'Lamet

“Hey Bil-!' Just then my air choked off- Jacob grabbed me up in a bear hug too tight to breathe and swung me around…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Well, you know. Some people are like wolves and some are like bears. And bears and wolves don’t go together. You don’t see me…

— Candice Raquel Lee

“It’s very you, that bike. Fast and dirty and loud.” “Watch it, missy. My girl hums like a lullaby.” “Oh yeah. Completely.” “You’re just…

— Cara McKenna

“The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, “Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

— Shelly Laurenston

“Oh boy,” the unicorn said. “You do that, Robert Smith.” I frowned at him. “Who?” The unicorn shook his head. “This guy I knew.…

— T.J. Klune

“Laughter tumbled from the bunk above. “Who needs groupies when I can listen to you two every night? Can you pass me a sock…

— Pam Godwin

“I broke away from Samedi and sprinted down the gangplank, screaming out Bram's name. His head turned, and he started limping toward me. "Nora!"…

— Lia Habel