Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Best friends don't judge each other, they get together and judge everybody else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Think of it! A second chamber selected by the Whips. A seraglio of eunuchs. — Michael Foot Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
“We show her that I am no feckless High king.' 'And how do we do that?' I ask. 'With great difficulty,' he… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just… — Betty White Copy Share Image
“They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it’s free, has no bad side effects and is available to… — Mindy Levy Copy Share Image
So forget about blogs and bloggers and blogging and focus on this - the cost and difficulty of publishing absolutely anything, by… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
The other day a girl wearing a shirt that says I'm just waiting for a better day so I Smooched her &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you fall in love, you want the world to know it, but you dont want to admit it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
There is only one good. And that is to act according to the dictates of one's conscience. — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
I have always been in a relationship. I don't remember the time when I wasn't in one — Kareena Kapoor Copy Share Image
We are secure, not because we hold tightly to Jesus, but because He holds tightly to us. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
If you aren't sure which way to do something, do it both ways and see which works better. — John Carmack Copy Share Image
As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work. — William Wegman Copy Share Image
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; Im beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Fate has it in for me to be an exhibit: that funny old lady from the telly. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love, it seems to me, is the condition in which one is most contentedly oneself. — Tony Judt Copy Share Image
Wherever flaxseeds become a regular food item among the people, there will be better health. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
