Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash. — Kenny Everett Copy Share Image
Live nutty. Just occasionally. Just once in a while. And see what happens. It brightens up the day. — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
Money is not my business; my thinking is my business. I don't have any other business. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo Copy Share Image
“Ethan’s jaw dropped. Again he had underestimated her. Abruptly, he fought down a smile. “I don’t know whether to kiss you or… — Kathryn Loch Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that Dick Cheney has done more than anybody in the White House for quite a long time to… — Barton Gellman Copy Share Image
Everything seems more possible. Aeroplane in the car wash. White girl goes bleaching. Ping with Nokia 3310, mr president eats Gucci rice… — Don Kel Copy Share Image
“They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept… — chuck palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Ian," Cameron said. He found himself saying that to Ian quite a bit. "I didn't understand." Ian gave him a faint… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a… — Clive James Copy Share Image
Whatever energy you put out there, that's the energy you're going to get back. — Elie Tahari Copy Share Image
The funny thing about bowl recipes is, despite how simple they might seem, they can actually be a lot of work. — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner Copy Share Image
When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with. — Eric Roberts Copy Share Image
Ask a SUCCESSFUL person HOW TO FINISH… But always, Ask an EXPERIENCED person HOW TO START — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Seeing a guy after the summer and thinking DAMN PUBERTY DID SOME GOOD STUFF FOR HIM — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our power comes not from suppressing others but from uplifting them. — Sakyong Mipham Copy Share Image
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Whatsapp would be a disaster if its ''last seen at'' is changed to ''last seen with — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The place where I had freedom most was when I painted. I was completely and utterly myself. — Alice Neel Copy Share Image
“Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school.” — Edward Conlon Copy Share Image
Always do what you feel deeply in the within to be the true thing to do. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
There seems to be hardly any one among my acquaintance from whom I have not learned. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Science is the most complete presentment of facts with the least expenditure of thought — Ernst Mach Copy Share Image
