If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you are in love-that's a good thing-that's about the best thing that can happen to anyone. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The very relationship with the other is the relationship with the future. — Emmanuel Levinas Copy Share Image
It's funny when their are some people talks behind you but they don't know the truth. — Mitch Alapan Copy Share Image
Well arent u fuckers in the real world happy .. ITS ALMOST 5 O CLOCK ... — Joey Bones Copy Share Image
What's funny is I probably still have some calligraphy business cards floating out in the world, and I can't wait for someone… — Meghan Markle Copy Share Image
What's funny is that by the time everyone plays the game - you know, we finish it, and then it takes a… — Todd Howard Copy Share Image
As for me, it is interesting to play a role that is not human; it is nice to be all powerful without… — Sudeep Copy Share Image
“I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE.… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
Teacher: You should know this!You learned it 3 years ago! Me:Bitch, I don't even remember what I ate for dinner last night! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there's this new kind of character; it's a sidekick-slash-leading man role. People like Zach Galifianakis and Seth Rogen have been… — Tyler Labine Copy Share Image
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That… — Charlie Worsham Copy Share Image
I never thought of doing anything but comics, except maybe being a pilot. — Ernie Colon Copy Share Image
“I’m waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.” — Jodie B. Cooper Copy Share Image
All artists are constantly looking for something and they don't always know what. — Jacob Lawrence Copy Share Image
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!.. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love, so I think you can at least answer my text message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It is possible to have good manners and be funny at the same time. Ronnie Barker and I proved that. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
TM in the a.m. and the p.m…20 minutes in the bank, all day in the market place. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Copy Share Image
How often could things be remedied by a word. How often is it left unspoken. — Norman Douglas Copy Share Image
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thus I got into my bones the essential structure of the ordinary British sentence, which is a noble thing. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Read the Word. Consume the Word until it consumes you. Believe the Word. Act on the Word. — Smith Wigglesworth Copy Share Image
There can be no doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience. — Immanuel Kant Copy Share Image
