Computers Quote by Chic Murray Download Open image “A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.” — Chic Murray ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Computers Funny Humor Machines Neighbour Tweet
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
My first tweet was at the CMT Awards when I won an award and typed, 'Thank you.' Then I was hooked because the followers… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
“Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted to know… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
I have no interest in Twitter or Twotter or Twatter. It would never occur to me to use it. People who Tweet during programmes… — David Jason Copy Share Image
Oh, tweeting prolifically is the most easy thing in the world. Tweeting prolifically is like somebody saying, 'Boy, you're a really good walker around,'… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I don't understand why we're all connected wirelessly via a little machine that goes in our pocket, to everybody in the world, and you… — Jon M. Chu Copy Share Image
“Probably it goes without saying, but time machine guys don't get a lot of action. Had a one night stand with something cute a… — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is,… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
“Note found in the patron suggestion box: "You have SIGNS up near the computers that say BE QUIET, but people don't be quiet. They… — Gina Sheridan Copy Share Image
“You weren't born to be a cog in the giant industrial machine. You were trained to become a cog. There's an alternative available to… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
If you stood me in a costume next to a computer graphic of the same-looking character, I think there would be a difference. And… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
The corporate state is an immensely powerful machine, ordered, legalistic, rational, yet utterly out of human control, wholly and perfectly indifferent to any human… — Charles A. Reich Copy Share Image
The popular mind often pictures gigantic flying machines speeding across the Atlantic carrying innumerable passengers in a way analogous to our modern steam ships.… — William Henry Pickering Copy Share Image
“Alan Turing proposed the Turing Test: a computer is intelligent if you can't tell it from a human when you talk with it. No… — CJS Hayward Copy Share Image
Computers can be taught that certain tune or certain chords changes will sound pleasant together, but I don't think it's going to reach a… — Bonobo Copy Share Image
