Chaps Quote by Chic Murray

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold…

— Samuel Butler

Just realizing today at my job that dogs are therapeutic. If your pissed, and you are around a dog, you will feel better.

— Devin_eich

Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be…

— Barbara Woodhouse

Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog…

— Dave Barry

I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a…

— Anonymous

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

— Diogenes

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

— Charles M. Schulz

I've been asking my partner for a dog for a while and she kept saying no. She was obviously keeping it for a birthday…

— Daniel James

“Depends on the dog. Big country dogs like these? Yeah. It's the fancy city ones that give me trouble. Overbred, Dad says. Makes them…

— Kelley Armstrong

Dogs notice, they share, they draw conclusions, they like it when they're able to be of service and are touchingly grateful when they're praised.

— Roger Ebert

Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from…

— David Rosenfelt

I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bitch.

— Anonymous