Funny Quote by Chic Murray Download Open image “We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.” — Chic Murray ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Glasses House Humor Pigeons Stained glass Stained glass windows Window
The house I grew up in had large plate-glass windows, which birds frequently crashed into headfirst. My father helped me assemble a bird hospital,… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
Burn a few bridges, feed a few pigeons. Fuck em so good they wake up and wash dishes. — SPM Copy Share Image
There's a pigeon's nest on the branch of the tree outside the window. A chick is growing up in it. I'm happy about that — Aya Kito Copy Share Image
Put a bird cage near the window so that the bird can see the sky? It's much better to look than not to, even… — Klaus Kinski Copy Share Image
“Ignoring me, she looked up at the pigeons sitting on the windowsills, which this year were so caked with droppings that they looked quite… — Thomas Bernhard Copy Share Image
There are times when I go around England and I'm horrified by the pebble-dash houses with plastic windows against the coast. — George Clarke Copy Share Image
Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
“Aubade with a Multitude of Birds" Still dark and already the stupid birds are at it outside the window how could anyone possibly be… — Nathan McClain Copy Share Image
“Birds are flying over the garden. What are you doing inside the house? Join them! If you can’t join them, at least open the… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Don't throw stones at your neighbors, if your own windows are glass. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Birds are indicators of the environment. If they are in trouble, we know we'll soon be in trouble. — Roger Tory Peterson Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
