Dog Quote by Dave Barry

That awkward moment when you find out that your dog is smarter than you

— Anonymous

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT!…

— Dave Barry

I take insults to my dog more personally than insults to myself.

— Anonymous

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I…

— Dave Barry

“People can be so annoying sometimes. With all their stupid opinions and hidden agendas. But dogs? Dogs don’t have any agendas. They’re as honest…

— Jessica Brody

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a…

— Mark Twain

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

— Deb Caletti

If dogs could talk, the whole world would look stupid. Dogs see, hear and understand, what we don't

— Florya99

“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it…

— Deb Baker

“I love to ask strangers if I can pet their dog. If they say yes, I freeze for a moment and respond: “I will…

— Donald Shaw

“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.”

— Patrick Ness

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

— Charles M. Schulz