“I love to ask strangers if I can pet their dog. If they say yes, I freeze for a moment and respond:… — Donald Shaw Dog Copy Share Image
“Where do I find a perfect man? - It depends… First, you need to understand what ‘PERFECT’ means to you. - I… — Donald Shaw Perfect man Copy Share Image
“I was washing my car when my neighbor walked by. He looked at me and said: - You washing your car? I… — Donald Shaw Copy Share Image
“So you went to the doctor. What did he say? - He said I have to start killing people like my boss… — Donald Shaw Killing people Copy Share Image
“I just read that 5,113,275 people got married last year. Math was not exactly my favorite subject at school, but shouldn't that… — Donald Shaw Favorite subject Copy Share Image
